Now is the Time

I was using my CHI this morning to straighten my hair when the cord wrapped around the door handle of the cabinet. The CHI fell down and I instinctively grabbed it. As I did it singed my middle finger. Now my finger print is unrecognizable. So, I was thinking… Now is the time to commit a crime because they wouldn’t be able to identify my finger print. However, since I would only be able to use my middle finger to commit the crime, I don’t think I could actually pull it off. Plus I can’t think of any crime I would actually want to commit. All the pain I endured this morning was for naught. Oh, the price of good hair.