I Kid You Not

I went out to eat with Julie tonight at this fun little place called the Hobbit Hole. As I was leaving the restaurant I saw a man get out of his car wearing a bright red bra and matching ladies underwear. Over this little ensemble he had a see through black lace jumper. So unattractive! How tacky is it to show your bra and underwear to the world! I was thinking perhaps he would have at least put on make-up and fixed his hair, but I guess he thought it would take away from the red bra. To make matters worse, he had a rather large belly hanging over his underwear. The whole thing made me think of Rocky Horror Picture Show. Hum, I wonder if they let him in the restaurant?